Paper Pile Perfectionist Gifts

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I feel your pain."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

InIn by-products.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"It needs a lot of editing."