Paper Pile Enthusiast Gifts

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

Editor's Block. I love them all.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I feel your pain."

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'