Paper Enthusiast Gifts

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'There are times when I still appreciate the feel of paper.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"Our company started 5000 years ago. Back then, we were 'U&R Papyrus'."

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

We don't let computers mess up your records. We do it by hand.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

International House of Paperwork

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."