Paperwork Lover Gifts

'I know it's way past closing time, but I'm really enjoying this!'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Deadlines, Inc.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."