Paperwork Enthusiasts Gifts

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

"As you can see, while you stepped away from your desk for a few minutes, a little work piled up. Please don't take any more breaks."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Printers

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

International House of Paperwork

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti