Paperwork Enthusiasts Pillows

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

"As you can see, while you stepped away from your desk for a few minutes, a little work piled up. Please don't take any more breaks."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Printers

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)