Paperwork Aficionado Gifts

'911!'

"Grief takes many forms. But don't worry, we're here to help you fill them out."

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'Take this report and put it into the form of a bumper sticker.'

'Son, doctors take the Hippocratic oath and doctor office managers scream that one.'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

'These zoning regulations sure are making it easier to fill pot holes.'

Intrays for accounts payments department

'You have a pleasant and honest face, Mrs. Jones, and it makes me wonder what you're up to.'

NOT NOW

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Another victory for old school over digital.

'Hello mom. How are you? I'm very busy at work. This just a courtesy call.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cow InOut Trays.

"...so I guess it's time to restructure again!"

A woman has desk tray's labelled 'Mum' and 'Dad'.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

Felonies - Misdemeanors - No-No's.

"I can't decide whether I need more papers to shuffle or just a smaller desk."

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

Business/Pleasure charts.

It had taken a while but Fred was finally ready to go to his accountants.

International House of Paperwork

"If you could fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim!"

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

In sourcing Out sourcing

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'So far everything looks good, but feel free to confess anyway.'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Council Planning Dept.'

'The government wants to announce a target date for announcing a target number of targets they want to get rid of!'

'Excuse me, you can't just remove those items, you need to fill in this form.'