Paper Craft Enthusiast Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Advanced Origami

Manager making paper dolls out of suggestion box entries

Cut out snowmen.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Formula One car origami

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Printers

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)