Paper Stack Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

InIn by-products.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Examiners.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"I call it angle-poise"

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."