Paper Stack Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

InIn by-products.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Examiners.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"I call it angle-poise"

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."