Paper Stack Navigator Gifts

Examiners.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

InIn by-products.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Information. Innuendo

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

"Dunhomin"

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Book Neck

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Someday my grant will come."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Heavy Data Load.

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.