Paper Trail Navigators Gifts

"Why didn't we think of this?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Overworked in the office

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Information. Innuendo

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Examiners.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

Books 'n' Carrots

"Dunhomin"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Someday my grant will come."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"I've never skied paper before."

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.