Paper Trail Navigators Prints

"Why didn't we think of this?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Overworked in the office

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Information. Innuendo

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Examiners.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Dunhomin"

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Books 'n' Carrots

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"Someday my grant will come."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

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