Paper Trail Explorer Prints

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Overworked in the office

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Christopher Isherwood

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Race to the presidency.

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"I've never skied paper before."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

'We don't know whether he's snowed under with work, on holiday, off sick or even passed on...'

The little prince is an alien

The unexpected end of the journey.

"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

"There aren't any tissues left - you'll have to use sheets of A4."

Palin and Pawlenty.

"If elected, I promise to be a voice of reason."

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!