Paper Trail Fanatic Gifts

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Confusing directions.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Orienteering 101

How to write

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

I love Fountain Pens

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Obama's favorite potato chips.

Election to-do list

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

The Times-News. Study: Newspaper Readership Down. For full story, please visit our web site.

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

The Panama Effect