Paper Trail Architect Gifts

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Books Providing Bright Idea

Luggage Mom

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Writer's block?"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Writer's Block Party

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

If cartoonists fought wars.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Still Here

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"