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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Luggage Mom

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Writer's Block Party

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

If cartoonists fought wars.

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Still Here

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."