Paper Tower Architect T-Shirts

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

Formula One car origami

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Printers

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

If cartoonists fought wars.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"In principle I agree that staff have far to much pointless paperwork to fill in."

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

Excessive Paperwork

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