Paperwork Sculptor T-Shirts

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Have a good weekend!"

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Formula One car origami

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Printers

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

International House of Paperwork

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'