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'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

Formula One car origami

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Printers

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

Making Christmas Decorations

Man throwing a paper dart.

'Where's air traffic control?'