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Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Formula One car origami

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Printers

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

International House of Paperwork

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Cow InOut Trays.

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'