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Origami animals are being driven into a confetti factory slaughter house.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Filing Trays.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Cow InOut Trays.

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."