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Violence erupts at Scrapbooking Expo 20113 when Marge Durwitz refers to her longtime rival Janet King's work as 'crapbooking' once too often.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"She's a natural!"

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"You've been served."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

International House of Paperwork

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Cow InOut Trays.

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'