Papercraft Enthusiast Pillows

Violence erupts at Scrapbooking Expo 20113 when Marge Durwitz refers to her longtime rival Janet King's work as 'crapbooking' once too often.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"She's a natural!"

"You've been served."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

International House of Paperwork

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'