Paper Crafters Pillows

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Formula One car origami

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Printers

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Making Christmas Decorations

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

Man throwing a paper dart.