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"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"Morning, all!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

In - Out - Pending.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'