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"Someone get a paper weight!"

If cartoonists fought wars.

"Class, please turn in your homework on 'How Airplanes Fly.'"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'So, how was flight school?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Only in the newspapers.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'Where's air traffic control?'

'...Breaking news coming in...'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

The Day They Invented Papyrus

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

'. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .there's always one!'

Design and Technology lesson

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

Paper Airplane

Newspaper circulation gauge.

Secretary of the Air Forces

'I'm looking at your resume at this moment and it shows great potential.'

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

'He handles stress very well. It's these down times when he gets annoying.'

"Welcome aboard folks, today's flight time will be approximately four seconds, so sit back, relax. . ."