Paper Airplane Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I'm looking at your resume at this moment and it shows great potential.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'So, how was flight school?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

If cartoonists fought wars.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Bev puts on an old favorite

Only in the newspapers.

I warned you to keep it low!

'Where's air traffic control?'

'...Breaking news coming in...'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

Multiple Migs

The Day They Invented Papyrus

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'