Paper Trail Fanatic T-Shirts

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Orienteering 101

How to write

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

I love Fountain Pens

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Obama's favorite potato chips.

Election to-do list

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

The Panama Effect

"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."