Paper Trail Enthusiast Gifts

'Ted, could you speed it up a bit? Some of this is turning into compost.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Confusing directions.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Orienteering 101