Paper Trail Detective Gifts

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'We don't know whether he's snowed under with work, on holiday, off sick or even passed on...'

The Panama Effect

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Dark money donor

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Fine Print Letters

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Files of Doom

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?