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"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'We don't know whether he's snowed under with work, on holiday, off sick or even passed on...'

The Panama Effect

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Dark money donor

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Devil in the detail

Fine Print Letters

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

When pedants take a break.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Files of Doom

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."