Paperwork Detective T-Shirts

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Tax Office - Gotcha

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"Walking dead letter file."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.