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"There is no use complaining . . . Clause 345f section 678 clearly says 'and any other duties as outlined by your manager.'"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.