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"There is no use complaining . . . Clause 345f section 678 clearly says 'and any other duties as outlined by your manager.'"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Inout baskets.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Buck Never Stops.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"