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The Contract & The Change Orders.

Repletion.

The doctor told him to go home and get his affairs in order. Instead, he went back to work, died, and left his affairs in utter disarray.

'In, out, fiddling.'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

In and Out Waistline

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

In, out, shake it all about.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'