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It's our latest caseload management system, we just keep on adding files until he falls over.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

In/Out Tray.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

Information Tightrope.

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'