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"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Do me next."

Golfing Boss

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

In, out, shake it all about.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

In/Out Tray.