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"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

Translating . . . poetry.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Future Micro MGR.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'