Screen Juggler T-Shirts

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Soccer kids texting

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

The Communicator

Overworked

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

Woman holding two phones together.

"Gotta go."

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Multitasking.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Yes, I can multi-task.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."