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The Battle Between Television and Books

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."