Subject Juggler T-Shirts

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Education Guidance

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'