Subject Juggler T-Shirts

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

Education Guidance

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

W.C. Fields

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer