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Education Guidance

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"How was work?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Football

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Inbox and Outbox

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.