Grade Juggler T-Shirts

'I would have got a better grade but the student I always copy from was absent.'

Crib sheets are still popular

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

"That's what I get for giving it 110%!"

"Guess we don't have to worry about success going to my head."

"Yes, son, lowest is a superlative. Why?"

Children's Parties

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"How was work?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Education Guidance

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

I just can't take it anymore!

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'I'll have the decaf. Twenty-one second graders will provide me with enough stimulation.'

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'