Grade Juggler Mugs

'I would have got a better grade but the student I always copy from was absent.'

Crib sheets are still popular

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

"That's what I get for giving it 110%!"

"Guess we don't have to worry about success going to my head."

"Yes, son, lowest is a superlative. Why?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"How was work?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Education Guidance

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

I just can't take it anymore!

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

'I'll have the decaf. Twenty-one second graders will provide me with enough stimulation.'

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

Competing Mission Trampoline

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'