Degree Juggler Mugs

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"How was work?"

Football

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Balancing work and family

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

A woman watches football on her computer.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'