Degree Juggler Gifts

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"How was work?"

Football

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Balancing work and family

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"