Medicine Juggler Gifts

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Interdisciplinary studies.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Balancing work and family

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'