Knowledge Juggler Gifts

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Hello?"

New Ideas in Business.

You have reached the end of your brain...

Information Tightrope.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'