Inventory Juggler Gifts

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Travelling

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Senior PGA Moment.

Information Tightrope.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Too Much Plastic.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

Rapid reading center.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

Stock Market.

Funky Chef 1

"It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load."

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'