Inventory Juggler Gifts

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Senior PGA Moment.

Information Tightrope.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Too Much Plastic.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Rapid reading center.

Stock Market.

Funky Chef 1

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

"It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load."

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'