Bag Juggler Gifts

Closing a Suitcase

"Will you need a bag, or will you frantically oscillate between paying and jamming everything into your own tote before the next customer's items start sliding down?"

Good heavens, you don't have to carry all the groceries in one trip.

Why men hate shopping.

Travelling

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Football

Opening the Barrel

A woman watches football on her computer.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Too Much Plastic.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'I forgot my keys!'

The Flea Circus.

Chiropractor

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

Counselor, I get the feeling that you're killing time because you're unprepared to try your case. What's wrong, judge? Don

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'