Poop Bag Juggler Gifts

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Football

Travelling

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Acclaimed mother.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Cinemuck

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Only 10 hours to go.'

Why men hate shopping.

Octopus

Opening Of The Summer Games

'I forgot my keys!'

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Poopy Baby

Closing a Suitcase

The Flea Circus.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

Competing Mission Trampoline